Fednibrutt Ominsatsog is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, strong dove.

Fednibrutt Ominsatsog created a top quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fednibrutt Ominsatsog, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fednibrutt Ominsatsog, she will turn you into a worm.

Fednibrutt Ominsatsog's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Fednibrutt Ominsatsog's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never think about optics near dolphins while wearing orange coats and balancing five zinc spheres on your arms.

4. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Fednibrutt Ominsatsog on top of important buildings.

5. Do not kill geese.