Narlflapgat is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, unselfish slug.

Narlflapgat created life five million years ago.

If you believe in Narlflapgat, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Narlflapgat, it will turn you into a frog.

Narlflapgat's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Narlflapgat's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat bats with great respect.

2. Never touch oil while unclean.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peas.