Yamtargnill is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, boastful beaver.

Yamtargnill created snails three million years ago.

If you believe in Yamtargnill, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yamtargnill, he will turn you into a tree.

Yamtargnill's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Yamtargnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not wear red clothing.