Japbopbad Raktiksaf is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, awe-inspiring dragonfly.

Japbopbad Raktiksaf created everything that exists two billion years ago.

If you believe in Japbopbad Raktiksaf, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Japbopbad Raktiksaf, it will think nothing of it.

Japbopbad Raktiksaf's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Japbopbad Raktiksaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Run away if nine eagles approach from the north.