Taryikcam is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, cheerful camel.

Taryikcam created the Virgo Supercluster eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Taryikcam, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Taryikcam, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Taryikcam's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Taryikcam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ultrasonics.

2. Never think about spacetime.

3. Never mention snails.

4. Always treat horses with great respect.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.