Mobmifjig is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, sapient warg.

Mobmifjig created everything that exists three million years ago.

If you believe in Mobmifjig, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mobmifjig, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Mobmifjig's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Mobmifjig's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Mobmifjig nine times a day.

2. Run away from violet mites, for they are unholy.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never feed gooseberries to whales while wearing white scarves.

5. Do not dye your hair green.