Bopwipfum is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, tranquil hippopotamus.

Bopwipfum created silver three million years ago.

If you believe in Bopwipfum, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bopwipfum, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bopwipfum's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Bopwipfum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bopwipfum.

5. Seals are not to be trusted.