Spagcidhot is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, deceitful squid.

Spagcidhot created the Sol system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spagcidhot, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Spagcidhot, he will be very unhappy.

Spagcidhot's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Spagcidhot's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about spacetime near sheep while wearing blue jumpers.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. You must never eat strawberries.

5. Do not kill swans.