Faghadgud is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, clever coyote.

Faghadgud created humanity two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Faghadgud, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Faghadgud, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Faghadgud's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Faghadgud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near badgers while wearing green corsets and balancing four silver spheres on your hands.

2. Never think about dark matter near doves while wearing fawn hats and balancing three titanium spheres on your head.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Put Faghadgud first in all things.

5. Always help whales.