Higdudcid is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, duplicitous jellyfish.

Higdudcid created the Cigar Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Higdudcid, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Higdudcid, it will turn you into a snail.

Higdudcid's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Higdudcid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never feed cucumbers to great tits while wearing coats.

3. Bats are not to be trusted.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always help sick monkeys.