Midnadjig is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unjust chicken.

Midnadjig created humanity six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Midnadjig, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Midnadjig, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Midnadjig's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Midnadjig's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Midnadjig.

2. Do not travel during winter.

3. Do not name children after seals.

4. Do not prepare parsnips while filled with envy.

5. Feed all hungry capybaras.