Hanbetsag is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, idiotic squid.

Hanbetsag created silver twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hanbetsag, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hanbetsag, it will manifest in front of you.

Hanbetsag's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Hanbetsag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Hanbetsag's name in vain.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Hide from blue shrews for they are unholy.

4. Never wear cyan shoes.

5. Never pour water over plants.