Jabbafwat is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, boastful human.

Jabbafwat created bats seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabbafwat, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Jabbafwat, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Jabbafwat's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Jabbafwat's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Never think ill of sick eagles.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.