Femmisbongepxemnelhatfed is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, fast owl.

Femmisbongepxemnelhatfed created Africa four billion years ago.

If you believe in Femmisbongepxemnelhatfed, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Femmisbongepxemnelhatfed, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Femmisbongepxemnelhatfed's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Femmisbongepxemnelhatfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not hurt otters.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.