Dissfutdit is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, confident crow.

Dissfutdit created life six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dissfutdit, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dissfutdit, he will strike you with lightening.

Dissfutdit's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Dissfutdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention rats.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never feed lots of figs to grasshopers while wearing mauve stockings.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching silver.

5. Never speak aloud of numbers.