Fodragfub is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omniscient dragon.

Fodragfub created humanity nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fodragfub, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fodragfub, she will destroy your home solar system.

Fodragfub's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Fodragfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about chlorophyll.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never hurt otters.