Negsighon is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, selfish tapir.

Negsighon created a photon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Negsighon, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Negsighon, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Negsighon's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Negsighon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chlorophyll.

2. Never feed lots of tomatoes to turtles while wearing cyan tights.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always help gulls in need.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.