Fatwigman is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, moody zebra.

Fatwigman created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatwigman, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fatwigman, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fatwigman's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Fatwigman's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

2. Never wear orange hats on sacred days.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Erect nine silicon sculptures of Fatwigman on top of important buildings.