Gubjopkad is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, two-faced coyote.

Gubjopkad created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubjopkad, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gubjopkad, he will not invite you to parties.

Gubjopkad's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Gubjopkad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about oranges.

2. Do not hop in public.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.