Stikyarfab is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, awe-inspiring armadillo.

Stikyarfab created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

If you believe in Stikyarfab, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Stikyarfab, it will turn you into a puffin.

Stikyarfab's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Stikyarfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed parsnips to hamsters while wearing skirts.

2. Do not prepare corn while filled with anger.

3. Never paint your head blue.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.