Higfabbeg is a god.

She takes the form of a small, stupid porpoise.

Higfabbeg created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Higfabbeg, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Higfabbeg, she will not invite you to parties.

Higfabbeg's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Higfabbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near dogs while wearing white coats.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics.

3. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Higfabbeg in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.