Hasnellhit is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, awe-inspiring weasel.

Hasnellhit created a strange quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hasnellhit, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hasnellhit, it will laugh at you.

Hasnellhit's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Hasnellhit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism near dolphins while wearing cyan dresses and balancing five gold spheres on your arms.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not shave your feet.