Dudkimhit is a god.

He takes the form of a large, awe-inspiring walrus.

Dudkimhit created the Sun six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudkimhit, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dudkimhit, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dudkimhit's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Dudkimhit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always count to eight before sleeping.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never stain your head with white.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.