Ligfemgem is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, self-confident squid.

Ligfemgem created a quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligfemgem, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ligfemgem, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Ligfemgem's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Ligfemgem's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism near ants while wearing yellow trousers and balancing nine silicon spheres on your arms.

5. Never sit in the presence of hamsters.