Tinhoncubyog is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthinking snail.

Tinhoncubyog created a photon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinhoncubyog, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tinhoncubyog, he will remove you from existence.

Tinhoncubyog's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Tinhoncubyog's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to eight before sleeping.

2. Always help whales in need.

3. Always obey Tinhoncubyog's priests.

4. Do not record names concerning stars.

5. Do not take Tinhoncubyog's name in vain.