Nabjanzag is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, blissful tapir.

Nabjanzag created Europe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabjanzag, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nabjanzag, he will turn you into a sheep.

Nabjanzag's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Nabjanzag's Holy Commandments

1. Nabjanzag loves gulls, so they must be respected.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never feed pineapples to grasshopers while wearing yellow hats.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never feed rice to dolphins while wearing stockings.