Tifrowfid is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, strong gerbil.

Tifrowfid created the cosmos two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tifrowfid, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Tifrowfid, it will turn you into a duck.

Tifrowfid's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Tifrowfid's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never speak the names of comets aloud.

3. Heed all dreams.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tifrowfid.

5. Do not step barefoot upon cyan earth.