Nelhug is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, self-confident fly.

Nelhug created humanity four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nelhug, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nelhug, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Nelhug's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Nelhug's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

2. Never think about dark matter near eagles while wearing green hats and balancing five silver spheres on your feet.

3. Never think about spacetime.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always stare at clouds.