Yokbogcunmon is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, pitiless walrus.

Yokbogcunmon created the Small Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokbogcunmon, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yokbogcunmon, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Yokbogcunmon's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Yokbogcunmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never record names.

2. Do not name children after shrews.

3. Never laugh in the presence of elders.

4. Never touch ash while tainted.

5. Always wash your back before prayer.