Legladcud is a god.

She takes the form of a small, deceitful alligator.

Legladcud created the solar system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Legladcud, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Legladcud, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Legladcud's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Legladcud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near frogs while wearing orange coats.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Never hurt bats.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Never wear kilts.