Natlagwee is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, intelligent dragonfly.

Natlagwee created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Natlagwee, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Natlagwee, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Natlagwee's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Natlagwee's Holy Commandments

1. Natlagwee loves doves, so they must be honoured.

2. Never talk about goats.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never paint your legs green.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.