Listhentonk is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, weak whale.

Listhentonk created viruses nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listhentonk, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Listhentonk, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Listhentonk's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Listhentonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Always help manatees.

4. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Worship no other gods but Listhentonk.