Gamhitpog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, strong mongoose.

Gamhitpog created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gamhitpog, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gamhitpog, it will strike you with lightening.

Gamhitpog's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Gamhitpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force near tapirs while wearing mauve shirts and balancing nine titanium spheres on your legs.

3. Never write about chromosomes.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.