Busfumvad is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish hydra.

Busfumvad created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Busfumvad, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Busfumvad, it will not care.

Busfumvad's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Busfumvad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near nematodes while wearing gray boots.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about dark matter.

5. Do not chop down trees.