Mispommis is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unthoughtful mouse.

Mispommis created the planet Jupiter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mispommis, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mispommis, she will turn you into a sheep.

Mispommis' most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Mispommis' Holy Commandments

1. Always act with purity.

2. Never think about gravity near badgers while wearing mauve shorts and balancing three tin spheres on your chest.

3. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

4. Mispommis loves moths, so they must be honoured.

5. Never speak the names of planets aloud.