Tanortrut is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, stupid dragon.

Tanortrut created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanortrut, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tanortrut, he will turn you into a plant.

Tanortrut's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Tanortrut's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tanortrut.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near sheep while wearing blue shorts and balancing three nickel spheres on your legs.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never think about moons.