Stikdutbep is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, impressive frog.

Stikdutbep created light six billion years ago.

If you believe in Stikdutbep, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Stikdutbep, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Stikdutbep's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Stikdutbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention seals.

2. Do not hurt grasshopers.

3. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.