Dadrutdut is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, confident lizard.

Dadrutdut created dark matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dadrutdut, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Dadrutdut, she will turn you into a rock.

Dadrutdut's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Dadrutdut's Holy Commandments

1. Dadrutdut loves gulls, so they must be respected.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near monkeys while wearing blue rings and balancing seven lead spheres on your hands.