Sagparkfigtabbomgessbop is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, narcissistic crane.

Sagparkfigtabbomgessbop created the universe five million years ago.

If you believe in Sagparkfigtabbomgessbop, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sagparkfigtabbomgessbop, it will have a low opinion of you.

Sagparkfigtabbomgessbop's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Sagparkfigtabbomgessbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never eat limes.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.