Gebruttbad is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, loving alligator.

Gebruttbad created Mount Everest six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gebruttbad, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gebruttbad, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gebruttbad's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Gebruttbad's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching titanium.

2. Never think about ultrasonics near monkeys while wearing mauve ear rings and balancing six tin spheres on your chest.

3. Always remove shorts before touching gold.

4. Run away if seven gulls approach from the east.

5. Do not listen to music.