Stikbabbell Tinmottail is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, self-assured rat.

Stikbabbell Tinmottail created bats two million years ago.

If you believe in Stikbabbell Tinmottail, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Stikbabbell Tinmottail, it will turn you into a snail.

Stikbabbell Tinmottail's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Stikbabbell Tinmottail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Retreat if six sharks approach from the west.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not hurt doves.

5. Never hurt manatees.