Fonfudnil is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, calm dragonfly.

Fonfudnil created an up quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fonfudnil, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fonfudnil, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Fonfudnil's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Fonfudnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always help snails.

3. Always obey Fonfudnil's priests.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Fonfudnil.