Stiphudbog is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, stupid shrew.

Stiphudbog created snails five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stiphudbog, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Stiphudbog, she will boil you in a big pot.

Stiphudbog's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Stiphudbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Retreat if seven badgers approach from the north.

3. Do not step barefoot upon green earth.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not covet oxen.