Dimrulcud is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, amazing wyvern.

Dimrulcud created the world five million years ago.

If you believe in Dimrulcud, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dimrulcud, she will destroy your home planet.

Dimrulcud's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Dimrulcud's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to six before sleeping.

2. Never think about solid mechanics.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always maintain obedience during fasting days.

5. Never paint your neck magenta.