Pigmetduss is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, thoughtless naga.

Pigmetduss created the Large Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Pigmetduss, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pigmetduss, she will turn you into a snail.

Pigmetduss' most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Pigmetduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands black.

2. Always help geese.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never feed lots of peas to rats while wearing red corsets.

5. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.
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