Likveddim is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, amazing deer.

Likveddim created silver two million years ago.

If you believe in Likveddim, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Likveddim, he will turn you into a dog.

Likveddim's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Likveddim's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven dolphins approach from the north.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Always help sheep.

4. Always help great tits in need.

5. Likveddim loves geese, so they must be respected.