Nillmilrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, effective finch.

Nillmilrutt created the Large Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Nillmilrutt, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nillmilrutt, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Nillmilrutt's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Nillmilrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nillmilrutt.