Lopvoncut is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unthinking parrot.

Lopvoncut created vertebrates three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lopvoncut, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lopvoncut, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Lopvoncut's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Lopvoncut's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. You must love Lopvoncut.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never write about dark matter.