Damabbut is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, kind mongoose.

Damabbut created tapeworms four billion years ago.

If you believe in Damabbut, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Damabbut, he will turn you into a puffin.

Damabbut's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Damabbut's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching copper.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching lead.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never handle platinum while unclean.

5. Damabbut must be the most important thing in your life.