Tipquamabrakhudbastpibfid is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, ill-tempered wyvern.

Tipquamabrakhudbastpibfid created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Tipquamabrakhudbastpibfid, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Tipquamabrakhudbastpibfid, it will turn you into a dog.

Tipquamabrakhudbastpibfid's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Tipquamabrakhudbastpibfid's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove shorts before touching aluminium.

2. Never chant while facing east.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Tipquamabrakhudbastpibfid on top of all buildings.