Cathon is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, charitable mongoose.

Cathon created dark matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cathon, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cathon, it will have a low opinion of you.

Cathon's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Cathon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always obey Cathon's priests.