Zagcanlog is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, selfish
otter.
Zagcanlog created parasitic wasps eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Zagcanlog, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Zagcanlog, he will turn you into a giant snail.
Zagcanlog's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.
Zagcanlog's Holy Commandments1. Never feed garlic to shrews while wearing scarves.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Zagcanlog in the centre of the settlement.
4. Never talk about ultrasonics near tapirs while wearing fawn dresses and balancing three carbon spheres on your arms.
5. Do not eat onions.