Bamabyarlfadhamtonk is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, idiotic wolf.

Bamabyarlfadhamtonk created vertebrates four years ago.

If you believe in Bamabyarlfadhamtonk, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bamabyarlfadhamtonk, it will destroy your favourite star.

Bamabyarlfadhamtonk's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Bamabyarlfadhamtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair purple.

2. Never approach mountains carrying stone.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never discuss evolution by means of natural selection in public assemblies.