Godomtsand is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, annoying gerbil.

Godomtsand created the Tadpole Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Godomtsand, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Godomtsand, it will turn you into a rock.

Godomtsand's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Godomtsand's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Godomtsand loves gulls, so they must be respected.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

4. Run away if seven mites approach from the north.

5. Always help birds.