Flamcibfid is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unjust giraffe.

Flamcibfid created carbon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flamcibfid, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Flamcibfid, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Flamcibfid's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Flamcibfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Worship no other gods but Flamcibfid.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Do not keep four voles in a large pit.

5. Do not hurt eagles.