Nanmadbad is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, temperamental hyena.

Nanmadbad created viruses eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nanmadbad, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nanmadbad, it will turn you into a mouse.

Nanmadbad's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Nanmadbad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick sheep.

2. Do not leap in public.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Nanmadbad loves doves, so they must be respected.

5. Never feed wheat to cats while wearing cyan skirts.