Vidquatnanlam is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, compassionate wolf.

Vidquatnanlam created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidquatnanlam, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vidquatnanlam, she will turn you into a slug.

Vidquatnanlam's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Vidquatnanlam's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Do not keep five badgers in a large pit.

5. Never paint your face yellow.