Kenhak is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, effective eagle.

Kenhak created dark energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kenhak, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kenhak, it will turn you into a snail.

Kenhak's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Kenhak's Holy Commandments

1. Put Kenhak first in all things.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always help voles.