Zagbundog is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, idiotic manatee.

Zagbundog created the planet Saturn four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zagbundog, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Zagbundog, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Zagbundog's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Zagbundog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Do not wear corsets marked with indigo.

3. Always act with patience.

4. Do not prepare bananas while wearing stockings.

5. Do not sing at crossroads.