Aftetticanbam Fodlidran is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, charitable penguin.

Aftetticanbam Fodlidran created oxygen nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Aftetticanbam Fodlidran, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Aftetticanbam Fodlidran, it will be mildly annoyed.

Aftetticanbam Fodlidran's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Aftetticanbam Fodlidran's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never think ill of sick foxes.

3. Never bounce in the presence of voles.

4. You must never eat garlic.

5. Manatees are not to be trusted.