Yarldimfag is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, calm human.

Yarldimfag created gold two million years ago.

If you believe in Yarldimfag, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yarldimfag, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Yarldimfag's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Yarldimfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study cell theory on holy days.

2. Never skip near squirrels.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Pigs are not to be trusted.

5. Pray towards the north.