Bogbidmig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unselfish troll.

Bogbidmig created the Black Eye Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogbidmig, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bogbidmig, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Bogbidmig's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Bogbidmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Run away if nine moths approach from the east.

5. Never talk about dark energy.