Migcidfit is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, conceited squirrel.

Migcidfit created humanity five billion years ago.

If you believe in Migcidfit, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Migcidfit, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Migcidfit's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Migcidfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

2. Migcidfit must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not take Migcidfit's name in vain.

4. Always maintain patience during days of mourning.

5. Respect your elders.