Randusshiv is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, able aardvark.

Randusshiv created an electron three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Randusshiv, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Randusshiv, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Randusshiv's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Randusshiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Do not eat oranges.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Randusshiv.

4. Hide from pink moths for they are unholy.

5. Never sing near ducks.