Zodhomren is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awe-inspiring coyote.

Zodhomren created the Whirlpool Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodhomren, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zodhomren, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Zodhomren's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Zodhomren's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed grapes to voles while wearing hats.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never mention capybaras.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never wear mauve trousers.