Quattomyam is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unfair owl.

Quattomyam created humankind seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quattomyam, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Quattomyam, she will turn you into a slug.

Quattomyam's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Quattomyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Snails are not to be trusted.

5. Never eat green fruit.