Midrowbon is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, happy slug.

Midrowbon created water two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Midrowbon, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Midrowbon, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Midrowbon's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Midrowbon's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Midrowbon.

2. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Never feed lots of bananas to sharks while wearing black scarves.